We Made It!!! Messasge from 'the Pacific Side'

'Sarf & West mate, Sarf & West'
Pete Bernfeld
Sun 14 Mar 2010 13:41
08:54.600N 079:31.422W
Pictures to follow once I have a wifi link.
12th we fuelled- up in Shelter Bay Marina at 1200, then motored over to the Flats. Anchored, checked lines and fenders then awaited the arrival of the Adviser, who was 45 minutes late. Anyway, we were told we would be alongside a tug and that  two other yachts were going through.
Problem no 1: Anchor windlass wouldn't operate in the 'up mode'. Embarrassed skipper dives into the starboard bow locker and finds wiring corroded, a quick wire strip and whilst Pam holds the wires together Helen gets the anchor up. Sheesh! Adviser very understanding 'it happens cap, it happens'.
problem no 2: 100 metres from the lock, the other two boats rafted up, 'it is decided' that we will join the raft, not go alongside the tug. Adviser argues with the lock captain, 'the tug captain is OK with it, the yacht captain is OK with it & I'm OK with it so?' Nope, the tug owner he say no! Hurridly raft up, Italian boat (inevitably the skipper is Guiseppe) and Danish boat on t'other side. Bow lines from centre boat and stern lines off the other two. Helen does a stirling  job, Danish 'blonde bimbos' not so good but we get through OK into Gatun Lakes, although it is now dark.
Raft up alongside a 'Merkin' motor boat, a tourist boat is on the other buoy......he shouldn't be there but is refusing to move. Much confusion, arm waving and shouting as five other yachts arrive and have to anchor for the night despite the lake bed being blessed with many sunken trees (it takes Guiseppe and crew one hour in the morning to untangle his anchor from a tree, after they had dragged during the night). Not much sleep on Trouters due to
 a) a cat attempting to raft up to us twice and failing
b) 'Merkin skipper threatening to shoot the skipper of the tourist boat on the other buoy
c) general noise of Trouters nestling up to the huge mooring buoy
Anyway, the Adviser arrives in the morning and we get under way. "What time is the lock transit scheduled?" "1030" BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We can just about manage 6.5 kts at full throttles and we have 28 miles to go and it's 0630 and I have my sun glasses on..................
We make it, passing under Centennial bridge at 1030. Now we have to raft up. Well my dears!!!!!!!!!!!
Guiseppe catches us up  , he rafts up to us quickly, both advisors help in securing bow/stern lines and springs then the Danish boat attempts to come alongside.......Guiseppe gets involved in micro management instead of helming the raft, we turn through 180 degrees and are now facing a 'durt great ship and tug' rapidly approaching. Guiseppe is told to just shut up and do what he's told and we eventually get into Pedro Miguel Locks about 1200. The usual confusion, with the controlling Adviser deciding he can trust me to do what I'm told when I'm told so we use Trouters to 'fine tune' the raft position in the lock.
To cut a long story short, we made it without any damage (or none found so far). We're anchored at La Playitta, had a pizza, beer and ice cream run ashore to celebrate last night and will 'get our breath back' today.
Hope somebody managed to catch 'the live action'.